Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond trim, and she's probably getting frisky...
right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...
Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo...
And he don't know...
I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seat...
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Right now, she's probably up singing some white-trash version of Shania karoke..
Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk" and he's a thinking that he's gonna lucky,
Right now, he's probably dabbing 3 dollars worth of that bathroom Polo...
And he don't know...
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seat,
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
I might saved a little trouble for the next girl, Cause the next time that he cheats...
Oh, you know it won't be on me!
Ohh... not on me...
I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seat...
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats. Ohh..
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...
Ok, so it's not the classiest of songs but it lends itself to one heck of a car ride all out singing fest.
I told Marty that Mike's speaker had probably never been that loud and I made the comment that thank goodness no one could hear me singing. He then graciously reminded me that Mike has OnStar. Well, if they were listening in then they got one heck of a concert.
2 comments:
haven't heard that song...but i haven't been listening to much country lately. sounds like a good road trip. wish i could've been a fly on the window and see (maybe not hear! ha) you singing!! :)
You definately need to check out Shedaisy's cheating song-it trumps all. Glad you got some time alone to sing, it's my favorite time too. I bust it out in the car like nobody's business! There used to be this show on MTV where they would secretly tape these people singing in the car and then play it back-i'm still a little afraid that it's going to happen to me.
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